I got chris browned last night
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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