you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize