Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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