I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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