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(314): View more from Missouri

I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.

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(904): View more from Florida

I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days

(1-910): View more from North Carolina

you have got to get your shit together

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(905): View more from Ontario

He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level

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