didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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