Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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