what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I deserve this hangover.
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