do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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