I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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