You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Can I color on your dick again?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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