nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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