So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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