I just cut my nipple shaving
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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