Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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