Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Randomize
