He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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