Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
