Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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