During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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