Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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