either way he was missing a nipple.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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