my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why do cheetos always look like penises
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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