one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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