she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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