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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

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(703): View more from Virginia

in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.

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(253): View more from Washington

Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.

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(334): View more from Alabama

A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.

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(571): View more from Virginia

What are you bringing to class tomorrow?

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sorrow

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