Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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