Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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