dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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