We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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