can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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