Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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