Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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