Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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