Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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