I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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