I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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