I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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