# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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