If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cockslap morals
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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