Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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