We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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