Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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