I don't think brook has ever known best
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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