butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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