i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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