I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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