Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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