If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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