i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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