I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
