Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Of course I have a pirate flag
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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