What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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