Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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