It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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