She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I had to cum in my sink.
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