Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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